There are few facts that you need to know about barista.

- barista is a name applied to a person, usually a coffeehouse employee, who prepares and serves espresso-based coffee drinks. The word is borrowed from Italian, where it has a wider meaning of "bartender". And i quote this from wikipedia, thank you.

- baristas are not stupid. They have to go through series of interview ( at least in Starbucks Malaysia) to at least become one. Not mentioning the 1 month period of learning to be one before being certified as part of the family.

- youngsters who are working in coffeehouses are not plain idiots. these youngster work so that they dont have to burn a bigger hole in their parents pocket. Pretty independent I would say.

- barista is just like you, a human! they have feelings too. Just because they got paid less (well, i just assume so because you are acting like you do) doesnt mean that you can throw your tantrum around them.

- baristas equipped themselves with more knowledge about coffee not because they have to, its because they want to. At least we can differentiate whether the espresso shot is being pulled perfectly. (why pull the shot you may ask, see.. you dont even know that)

- you pay extra bucks to enjoy the handcrafted beverages that we sincerely produce, a simple kopi susu and latte and caffe au lait have big difference.

- coffehouses nowadays provide wireless, if you want to show off to people that you are in a sophisticated-so-called-upperclass-that-middle-class-people-cant-enjoy-everyday place surfing the net while enjoying a free iced water of merely 6.85 cent coffee, might as well dont.

- baristas that you screamed at everyday, scratched their fingers. well most of them are doing their degrees in fields that might not have any connection to coffee at all, like computer science, even MEDICS!

-barista that is tendering your order, they bear the cost of 5 cents that you dont even want to pay.

- barista prepares your drink... remember.. they prepare them from scratches. if you get whatever shit i mean from this.

bottom line, treat others like you want others to treat you.

Why oh why am I not into politics?

Cause if I am, my traffics will be sky high by today.

But as much as I am not into politics. I somehow end up in one. Dang. Hate that~


Like one conversation that I had with this taxi driver.

Him: "Hm...tengok politik sekarang. dekat bas pun boleh nak letak muker dier."
Me (was looking at my phone, then look up): Politik? maner? muker saper?"
Him: "Tu he-mentioned-someone-who-is-a-minister-for-agriculture-or-something."
Me: "OWH. tak kenal la bang."
Him: "Tak kenal? Awak study lagi kan? Umur berapa?"
Me : "HAH? a'ar. 21" (starting to get irritated)
Him : "ha.. Kan adik stadi lagi. adik kena tau pasal semua ni. Kenal tak semua menteri yang ader?"
Me : "tak. I mean, kenal la. Tapi tak sumer kot."
Him: "adik tau tak sekarang politik kat malaysia ni tengah panas. sumer department skrang macam dah tukar tukar orang tau."
Me :" OWH.. bang, berhenti kat depan tu yer."


Yes. I went down from the cab before he starts all the preaching.

And guess what? I wasnt even home, so I have to take another taxi.

How I love taking buses. Just get on, switch on the mp3 player on the phone, then just keep shits to your self.


Talking bout public transport. Sometimes I just wonders how some people can actually go hysteric on the phone while taking the LRT. They just scream and shout like nobody's business. But heck, they got famous in youtube.com! came to think bout it, maybe it was just some drama shooting that is being conducted by magical creatures with invisible camera and all.



kita semua faham bahasa melayu kan? jadi, cik Aierra tak perlu translate(erm...tukar bahasa ke apa entah dalam melayu perkataan ni.)

Aku sentap kerana kamu!!!







Then, I sesentap because my SS, the founder of fucked up bukan sentap, was transferred to another branch. Haiz. We didnt have a proper goodbye and everything.

No one is going to calm me down when I feel like crying.

No one is going to give me a wake up call if I work the morning shift.

No one is going be sentap together with me if there is a customer laha~~

No one is going to force me to go break.

No one is going to call me names that only founder-fucked-up-bukan-sentap calls me.

Haiz.. You are going back to college right babe? Raffles kan? Best... Nanti you jadi designer, I jadi model buruk you. Like before and after thing la. Then I nak diet lah.. I nak makan tomato jer hari hari... But tomato kaler merah.. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

Cacing pita adalah sejenis cacing yang menjadikan usus manusia sebagai tempat habitat yang dianggap sebagai syurga yang penuh dengan nutrien yang mencukupi. Usus pula adalah sebahagian daripada organ manusia yang burfungsi untuk memproses nutrien(makanan) menjadi bahan buangan (najis, taik, tahi, shit). Cacing pita mempunyai taktik ibarat gunting dalam lipatan. Kehadiran cacing pita selalunya hanya dapat dikesan apabila seseorang itu makan dalam jumlah yang sangat banyak (yang mungkin dipengaruhi hantu api yang tidak pernah merasa kenyang) tetapi mempunyai badan yang kurus tetapi buncit.

Manakala dalam bahasa Inggeris pula, PITA (bukan PETA) bermaksud pain in the ass. PITA ini pula membawa makna sama seperti gunting dalam lipatan.

There is one colleague of mine. HE, yes, a he is actually a PITA and a boot licker. He is eye-ing the managerial position in our place. So, basically he is really high on ass kissing mode. He talks bad about other "higher rankers". Well, I dont know what is his motive of doing so thought.

I mean, everyone is getting paid according to their responsibilities. If I hire you as a cleaner, I will be expecting you to do the cleaning, not the gardening. If you are getting the salary of an assistant manager, you are required to do your job as an assistant manager. I totally get it if you are not doing a barista's job. Even the employer are not willing to pay you the salary of two jobs right. If they do, I think you will be getting like what? 4k per month. I would love to take that job.

But some people just wont get it, they bitch about these higher rankers because they are not sweating their ass off doing extra jobs than they are required to. Why? Jealousy, I guess. And just the plain pleasure of watching the higher rankers in a deepshit relationship with each other. To create a drama that will create and opening for him to join in and offers help.

Isnt that smart? Ruining the hierarchy and making everyone fall.


Hey, I saw right through you. You choose to talk to those who are actually beneficial to you. You twist your stories to those who are in good relationship with the higher rankers. You tried so hard to be in a good relationship with them but you bitch about them behind their back. You rebel in your own way but when get caught, you point your fingers to others.


Whatever okay?! Im going to make sure you will never get whatever you ever wanted.



P/S: This sounds like full of anger and hatred. this was draft on saturday. Last saturday.

Lets talk about the founder of "Fucked Up Bukan Sentap".

Okay, I had my 50 minits break and now I have around 15 mins to talk about the founder of the phrase, the history, the significance that the founder hold and so on.

Fucked-up-bukan-sentap has been discovered on the 27 March 2009 which is just recently. Coincidentally, it's my sister's birthday. There had been shite going on around us. So, we had this terms that we kept on saying which is "sentap", basically it means like fucked up in the "KL" lingo. Then, one day, this gorgeous(gorgeous ke??) gentleman came up to me and keep complaining about the stuff that is happening around which is PNC.. I cant really say it out here. Later got people say I am talking behind their back lor.

The founder is baby Alex Christina Jai. This is the stage name of this LGBT community member. He is good looking with words can be filled with sarcasm if he doesnt like that particular situation. "Ko ni memang macam laha kan?" that's his catcha phrase before this until we discovered ( yeah, I was the co founder and I want take a lil' bit of the credit given... whahaha...) fucked up bukan sentap.

He is my SS also in the place that I've worked so hard to earn 4.79 per hour with slightly higher OT rate. ( Yeah.. I like to talk about my SS here.. So what... Its my blog, I can talk about anything I want right? I can curse you if I want to.. Wahahaha...) The first day he came to work, he is very macho and very man-like. Well, thats the first day.. Came the next day, his true self just keep showing. We've already known a lil bit about him, about his sexuality and everything.

After awhile, I kinda got close to him and just basically share everything with him. Well, other colleague of ours may think that we are hating each other as we call each other byotch and p**i. But we are nothing but cool with that.

Aren't we the bestest byotch eva? :P