OMG OMG... IM FAMOUS!!!!




Proof!










Pic taken from MaryMarry.


PLEASE Q FOR AUTOGRAPH! HAHA

about his open fly.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your dork is ajar.

14.  uasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. I can see your Gap dancers.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has left the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, sir.

7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant!

6. Lil' Shaq's at the free throw line.

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I see you have an opening in senior management.

1. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of
beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

One fine day in a Mathematics class...

Teacher : I've lit five candles in my room. Then I blew out 2 out of 5. How many candles do I have?

Student : *raises hand* Two!

Teacher : Now, why would I have 2? I blew out 2 but I still have the candle with me.

Student : You blew out 2 but you let the other 3 burnt. You only have 2 because the other 3 melted.


Teacher : ....... (now why didn't I think of that?)

This is the conversation that you will be having around 12 noon during your so called breakfast after not sleeping the whole night.


D: My brother in law is working at oil rigs. That leaves him being offshore for a few months or so before coming back. He worked in Dubai and India before.

A: Really, the money must be very good then!!!

D: Yea. Damn good. Too bad he is married to my sister.

A: sigh

after a few moments....

D: You know what, my dad used to work offshore too.

A: *puzzled* But I thought your dad is always in Sabah?

D: He is. He is an offshore.... fisherman. You cant fish on the sea shore right?



P/S: It is funny when you have sleep deprivation. To think about it, its not that funny after all. :P

N: I hate him, I hate him, why is he doing that to me?.

A: What happened?

N: You know that I am seeing someone right?

A: Yeah. Why? What is wrong with it?

N: *being nostalgic and all* It all started 2 weeks ago. He started to ignore me and being all twitchy around me. I thought that he was having problem at work. Then one lucky day, he was showering when his phone rang and it was a message from someone named Cathy, it was something like "Baby, I miss you already, when can we meet again? -Cathy-". Looking at that, I flipped but I kept it quiet. I managed to ask him about it over dinner about it. His face went blank and I can even see cold sweats. He said he don't know anyone by the name Cathy or whatsoever. Then just now I was going down the store to get some groceries and I ran into him. He wasnt even alone. He even got the guts to introduce his "friend" to me. "Hey N, this is my friend Cathy." while hugging Cathy's waist. I just cant believe it. He cheated on me. And it wasnt even a lady. Cathy is a guy!!!! tell me what to do now???"

A: *silent for a few moment* wow!I dont have a solution but I do admire your problem...