he was close to "clinching the deal" and wanted to head into his

A friend of mine got her kitten from SPCA a few weeks ago. The cat (we shall name the cat Ninja to protect privacy) Ninja, is a very fussy pussy. He, yes its male cat, only eats the wet food and wouldn't even touch the dry food.

We have tried all the possible way of tricking Ninja into eating his dry food, including making the dry food wet, by pouring milk into it ala cereal. He will only drink the milk. then making the dry food move or jump, ie, throwing the dry food around so that he will catch it and eat it as a prize. My friend even tried mixing the wet food with the dry ones to make a "tuna coated dry food", fail, Ninja only licks off the coating.

Then come one day, my friend told me that her cat is finally eating dry food. with all the excited-ness she told me, "you know what, ninja is beginning to eat dry food ady. That day i fed him friskas mix with a bit of wet food, he ate it. i am so happy. some more right, i think Friskas is better than Whiskis. but Whiskis is cheaper."


I gave a puzzle look, trying to engage in the confusing conversation. when i finally beh tahan and ask, "ergh.. friskas? whiskis? you mean whiskas and friskies right??" "ergh.... correct la.. no meh?"

Then we laugh our ass off at the accidental joke. :P

Spending most of my time online, I have been reading blogs of a lot of genre, technology, fashion, personal witty blog and even the funny ones, across the globe. No, that doesnt include all the facebook-status-commenting-inbox-flooding session.

But what would I do if there are no updates on these blog, I sleep or stalk their archive. Haha.. defeats the whole purpose of this post. Oh yeah.. I would play with my cats and let them bloodily attack me. And surf the net without fail.

Here is some of my favourite sites;

1. Cheeserland.com

- I have been stalking this blog for er... quite some time now. The pictures, the puppy, everything is love. No updates also I go read, how? Then I will start clicking on random link and end up everywhere.

2. I can has cheezburger dot com



- all the cute kitteh for your daily dosage of cuteness and humour. Yes, this is the site that got everyone talking like this, "I is hungry, I is wanta eat." ( I know I do) lol.. Be aware that it will be very addictive.

3. fmylife.com



- someone's pain is someone else pleasure. True enough. Because I found all the miserable stuff that these people gone through is very funneh, er... I mean funny. Damnit, I must stop reading icanhascheezburger.com. Here is a few of fml moments;

Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML

Apparently after laughing at their bad experience, i finally had one myself. oh well, my pain is your pleasure.

4. youthsays.com

- this website is sometimes addicting. sometimes, only when there is a good company that makes good discussion with you, if not, its just blergh... oh the paid survey part is nice too.

5. aierra.blogspot.com

- hey, i am a self loving whore who cant get enough of her own self. What can I say, I am too fascinating, even for myself. I cant believe I just said that. :P Okay, you can read other blog now. :P

One more picture so that you will love me more. *pukes blood and choke on it*

yes. i was laughing my ass off!!! read this! guys, no offence!




Mum:

i was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked:
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy.

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom!!