A man went to visit his 80 year old grandfather and while eating the
breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like
substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates
clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can
get them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate,
so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean"?
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you
those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me
about it anymore".
Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he
was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor
started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching,
his grandfather shouted, " Coldwater, get your butt out of the way"!
Now imagine if you are the man.
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ahaha nice! ;P